Is Taylor Lautner finally going to come out now that he’s entered Ryan Murphy’s muscle-twink fold? I mean, c’mon, the jig has been up for awhile now.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

If you’re gay, this only means “do you enjoy crystal meth?”

Pretty sure if two couples do some rails together there’s going to be some swapping. That’s just how these things pan out.

But that’s fine

I know people liked Burning Crusade. but WoTLK was the WoW perfectly distilled in its best form. After this expansion they got so obsessed with changing things, or catering to the hard core or casual, that the game just never really felt the same. Cataclysm onwards just felt a little too streamlined and like the…

Ha. Went to the same school as him - in his brother’s year. I AM FAMOUS

I have bigger problems with those ugly-toe sandals.

Why is that man in the main photo wearing ladies’ sandals on a hike to the top of a mountain?

I think 2 bottles of wine and drunk (but not stumbling drunk) is a solid tolerance level. Others are apparently measuring “tolerance” by how much they can consume before passing out. We’re all using different yardsticks.

2 drinks always used to make me sleepy, whereas anything past that I started feeling more tipsy or buzzed in a good way. As I’ve gotten older and I’ve made a habit of having a drink with dinner most nights, I’ve gotten to the point where it’s more like 3 or 4 that makes me sleepy and more past that is when I start…

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

This is typically what women go through. It is strange to read about a man who, by the way, isn’t even old yet, be so obsessed with looking young. Try being a 54 year old woman with no funds to fix her face and get back to me.

I use regular Retin A, and have for maybe 10 years, off and on. I’m pretty lackadaisical about it. I have a Clarisonic, and I DO use that religiously. I got a NuFace contraption, and a Tria home laser thing, but since they didn’t make me look like I’m 20 in a few sessions, I quit. I’m seeing my 60's approaching…

You have a “look” that will transition well into the “Daddy” phase. Yes, it’s a nauseating and ludicrous term, so off putting that if anyone ever called me that I would probably burst out laughing, but since eternal youth is impossible and plastic surgery leaves much to be desired, the daddy option is the best…

Do you know what I find interesting about this, Rich? As a gendered and queered analysis of your piece...

I’m much older than you but I’m holding up well due to all of the habits you list PLUS this -

I feel this so hard. I slather myself in sunscreen (even my hands, I have a special SPF hand lotion) and I’m looking into buying a sun parasol so I can REALLY cement my status as a weird old lady at the ripe old age of 31.

As a 45 year old gay man who lives a near identical existence to what you describe above, all I can say is, wait until you cross 40, then shit hits the fan, and by fan, I mean your face. Kidding aside (I still pass for mid 30s): sleep, water, exercise, diet, and limiting sun exposure. It’s that simple.

I read somewhere online (too lazy to go looking for it) is that some guy unpacked the source code, and the way it works is: