Same. And, I mean, Biden can also look like this:

Fuck yes, he has the look of an undercover scoundrel. I bet he likes being called Daddy. Would do.

The other smug a-holes who left and want to feel validated about their decision to leave, probably.

I’m going to say she did it on purpose because many of them ARE white supremacists.

#notsatire

It feels like their servers are having a tough enough time already... I can’t imagine what a constant distance ping between everyone playing in an area and a rare spawnpoint would do.

you make me hungry

I didn’t realize it until just now, but I really, REALLY need a dystopian cat game. Like.... BADLY!

Neither she or her staff was found guilty of a crime, so your point is....?

Thanks for the new meme! :P

What the fist-fucking cats is stanning? Is it like tanning with semen rubbed on you? Is it like working leather goods with semen? Is it like collecting semen from guys named Stan?

Has she thought of trying to get a job for one of the Kardashians?

I think you’re not getting what I mean... My kid doesn’t even KNOW to say “don’t go be Lannister Handjob*” he is like “don’t go help people in their garden stay and play all day forever!” because three year olds don’t have a great grasp on time or what I do. But people call their mama BRITNEY SPEARS all day, every…

I know that everyone is going be all QUEEN TAYLOR, which *sideeye*

I don’t think Martha stumbled onto an article about him. Based on the first tweet it looks like he reached out to her for some reason and she was just like who the fuck are you? And he was all, “Don’t you know who I am?!” And she was like, “I’d like to phone a friend” and asked all of her Twitter followers who the eff…

Chardonnay sucks.

Have A Horrible Ex Who Doesn’t Drink Wine And Hates Going To Nice Restaurants And Whose Family Doesn’t Either:

Order whatever the fuck you want, because she’s going to think you’re being pretentious no matter what you do, and will spend dinner silently hating your mom for suggesting a French restaurant because clearly…

I go for something a little less complicated:

No malbec?

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney