ARE YOU ME?! I'm in my early 30s and am only a few years into my makeup life, and I totally feel like I missed that window of being able to practice and look crazy without anyone judging you because you're a 14-year-old child stage. I've watched so many eye makeup tutorials, and it all seems to make sense, but then my…

how much coffee are you drinking? maybe a regular coffee pot would be more efficient

We don't do this because it is taxing, we do this because we must build things.

I have to walk uphill both ways to fill mine

If there is a way to shrink them, sign me up. Mine are really big. But they're also maybe a shade darker than my natural skin tone, which I refer to as wall white. I've often dreamed of getting a breast reduction just so I could have perky B cups with tiny little areole. Sigh. A girl can dream.