*Nonchalantly goes to backup favorite DBZ Abridged episodes*

Could you get the white onions? I haven’t been able to .... because of the War. The only ones I can get are those big yellow ones.

You jumped about 20 steps there in the middle. Dave just made 25 million dollars from this special. I am guessing we don’t see him again with a new comedy show for a good long while. He might do a popup show at some random comedy club or something but I would be shocked if he does another paid special within the next…

... ... I like the Rent movie.

Yep. This was the original connection. I am guessing the Old Wives Tale is what informed the commercial

And Billy West (Fry from Futurama, Doug Funny, and many more) has done the Red M&M for nearly that long as well. (IIRC it was originally Jon Lovitz)

They likely ran a full credit check on you and got your SSN

This has never not been true of art.

Wouldn’t it be “ that don’t meet federal regulations” since the “vehicles” are plural?

That is a lot of money for what amounts to 3 metal bars and one of these:

That is a lot of money for what amounts to 3 metal bars and one of these:

IF then

Literally playing Enter the Gungeon while listening to Conan right now

Literally playing Enter the Gungeon while listening to Conan right now

Japanese company. X-Box sells like ass in Japan.

Wait.
Tobias is Queen Mary

Later that day:

Cats is not worth watching. If you want to watch something, watch the filmed version of the stage musical. Or better yet. Watch this:

I just watched the scene on Youtube. Thank you. Now I KNOW I don’t need to watch this schlock.

Gurgy. The answer is Gurgy. Everything else in the film is tolerable (ish).

Horny Hypocritical Priest? I love it!