Robin Wright's hair is veering too far into Bieber/bowl-cut territory for my liking.

Finally, a place we're treated equally!

"Instead, she got the easy-woman edit and a scolding about sexual propriety from a guy proudly wearing multiple women's spit."

My thoughts, exactly as I texted them to my mom this morning:

Good things there aren't gays on this show, though. We're much more difficult to explain to your daughter than late-night ocean sex with strangers.

He also seemed to think telling her, "Stop crying. I want you to stop crying" was sufficient to make her feel better after he basically called her a strumpet. Her reaction that she didn't want to "disrespect" his preschool daughter was really bizarre too. And it was really abrupt the way he kissed the mom to shut…

If I don't see your eyeball stuck in the crack of the stall door, I don't care. And if your eyeball is stuck in there, we have big problem, no matter what gender you are.

ZING! I kid, I kid.

I agree with his other tweet, about it not being a tragedy. I'm sad. It's sad. When anyone dies from addiction, it totally sucks. And it sucks a bunch that it took away someone so, so, so talented. That being said, he was an addict. He lived a very dangerous life and although it's very sad to see anyone lose to…

I saw this and actually commented on the tweet when it went up. My comment was that I felt all three were applicable.

I'm clearly in the minority here, and I don't know Jared whatshisname outside of being Dean on "Gilmore Girls", and I'm sure his PR people tore him a new one. But he does have a point. Honestly, PSH was an amazing actor, and he clearly had a problem. And yes, this is devastating to his family and children. But I…

STephen King's tweet tonight said it best: "Sad news about Hoffman. Proves again a self-evident truth: don't fuck with the White Lady. White Lady always wins."

No. They're fine. What she should regret is pairing up Harry and Ginny. She was the worst. All the charm of an empty bucket.

Well.. it's part of the defense of a child's mind, ya know? You can't grow up thinking your parents don't love you, because you would have no.. safe haven.

What I find most interesting about this is how different people relate to the myth that every parent loves their child. Some people are willing to confront that myth as a myth. And some people can't. Reality always has to be negotiated based on the premise that their parent loved them.

I have to admit, a "persona" other than "this is me, wearing a hat" is exceedingly silly.

My favorite comment was the one where the poster made the trenchant point that wearing a fedora might seem retro and hipstery, but when fedoras were common headwear, you didn't wear them indoors because that was ill-mannered.

I love hats. I wish people wore them more often. I didn't understand that hat-wearers these days are adopting corresponding personas. Once I cottoned onto that phenomenon, I learned that I hate fedora personas. It's the persona, dude, not the fedora.

I like wearing hats. Thank GOD I don't care whether women like me in them or not.

So they wasted even MORE money? On top if being assholes? Instead of letting the kids eat what was on the tray, they threw it out and then gave them a milk and fruit? It would have been cheaper to just let them eat what they had to begin with. Fucking genius.