Oh my gosh—it's almost like those children remain in the same environment from birth to high school and their nutritional and fitness habits begin to take shape early in life...

I don't think this has anything to do with "fate," more like the effects of the eating and exercise habits practiced in a child's home show up early and compound over time.

I'll file this in my "No Shit" folder.

Dude... First off, don't call everyone in Atlanta a helpless retard until you experience the mind-boggling lack of leadership and preparedness in the city. You clearly have no idea how things operate down here. Yes, there are plenty of bad drivers in Atlanta, and yes, there's a layer of ice under the snow that…

This was my Finnick Odair.

Mmmmm James Spader.
Also, hair loss has no bearing on a man's sexiness. Case in point: Chris Meloni.

I actually enjoy his work a lot more now that he has veered toward theater and character roles. He does much more interesting things now.

Yes, I think he always exuded more of a character actor vibe in his work and now he has the looks to match it, instead of trying failed leading man roles. Losing boyish (or girlish) good looks can sometimes help in acting.

I actually really loved the interview a couple years ago when he said how it was such a relief to not be the "pretty young thing" anymore. And I think snarking on his hair loss is quite mean. He can't exactly help that.

To be fair, I think any conversation with Daniel Craig might begin or end with "I love you" as just a knee jerk reaction.

"born-again virgin"

I had three- no, four- thoughts watching this trainwreck -

Edit: Just realized someone already beat me to it.

Madonna is really committed to passing herself off as British.

Henry Kane wants his suit back.

naw Big Daddy!

What is going on right there? It is supposed to be hidden support...that isn't hidden at all?

Because he's an awesome, drug-addled, STD-hold-out from the bygone era of hair metal and you will never ever see the likes of him again. Cherish the past!

Jared Leto and friends?? You mean 30 Seconds to Mars?? The whole band?? Because they're not just there with him for kicks?? -.-

Not my significant other, but a co-worker old enough to be my dad: A few weeks back we had a horrible winter storm which was dumping so much snow with strong winds. Co-worker told me, "Tell me when you're leaving so I can shovel out your car and clear it off". I was all, "Well I'm leaving in 10 minutes but it's oka-"…