LET'S BE HONEST, I WAS PRETTY EXCITED.

I LOVE Neil week.

Ahem, excuse me, paint did not "kill the guy who played the Tin Man." It merely gave Buddy Ebsen an allergic reaction, necessitating his replacement by Jack Haley. I begin to question your commitment to behind-the-scenes minutiae of 75-year-old films, actor Seth Rogen.

I need to get this off my chest. I dislike Lena Denham so very much. I watched her movie (Tiny Furniture? idk can't remember). It was hard to get through because she was so unlikeable. I've never seen someone so incredibly privileged and up her own ass in my life. Because of this, I refuse to watch 'Girls'. Also I…

I hope you're proud of that GOT joke, Lindy. I'm proud for you.

And still no where as delicious as a properly well prepared smoked pork rib.

I will always wish that Glee ended with the montage at the end of the season with Rachel arriving in NYC. It felt so final and like such a perfect ending to me. I don't know or care about these new Glee kids and I don't really want to see Rachel's life in NYC. Arriving was the perfect ending, whatever they come up…

I'm guessing it was the line that she said in the tribute, "I'm home."

My answer to that would be, if a guy hasn't seen me sans makeup within a month, then the sex we're (presumably) having clearly isn't sweaty enough.

And a proper Key Lime pie is yellow, not that fake tennis ball green Jell-O shit, regardless of how much meringue is on it.

Oh they accomplished something alright. Hillary 2016!

After two babies I'm still a size 4, I weigh less then before ever being pregnant. I haven't done a damn thing to achieve this, I'm lucky if I get a walk in each day. So really, I'm not jealous of how she looks, nor am I "hating" on her for it. However I STILL find this woman's attitude annoying and insufferable.…

I find Kim's personality to be annoying and off-putting... but I do think she has a hot looking body. I think her body is way hotter than what most of the fashion industry believes looks good.

You guys! I live 30 minutes from Paisley Park! Should I go and report back?

Your mistake is watching it for the plot. I keep up with it for the eye candy and have always found it a deeply satisfying watch.

People who know nothing about Elizabeth (not LIZ, never Liz) will only remark on Helena's looks. First of all, she's not playing Elizabeth in her prime and actually at a time where she was in rough condition. Secondly, Helena tapped into something not many other actresses would or could. People say "Oh Camilla Belle…

I love how the little dogs are all scrappy and "geroff mah bed!! geroff!"

Oh my goodness! Is Milla Jovovich preparing her daughter to replace her in the Resident Evil movies?!

Look, I'm not a huge fan of Bullock, not particularly excited to say this, but the fact is "Gravity" is downright revolutionary. I was so happy to see a female protagonist in a movie that was not about "BEING A WOMAN." This is no "lady astronaut," nor "lady doctor." I was bracing myself for misty flashback scenes with…