Would you PLEASE just let these sales clerks stay home for one fucking day and have some goddamn pie with their families? Jesus. Whatever we needed to buy can wait one fucking day.

I work with people that will totally take advantage of any store being open on Thanksgiving. As a former retail employee, I curse them in solidarity with current retail employees.

These shorts need to die. Not just the unter-tush, but the high waist shit.

Level-headed PSA: There are plenty of things women can do to help prevent these problems. Bad things can happen, anyway, but it never hurts to try.

Her tongue just grosses me out. It looks like one of those cow tongues at the carniceria.

But have you ever peed yourself while sneezing?

Dude, come on. Go to Gawker and read all their New York cop stories. Shitty cops exist everywhere, just like shitty frats, shitty local governments, etc.

The sheriff may be shifting the blame so as not to ruin his relationship with the DA. I can actually imagine that revealing details of the case would make it complicated for witnesses. Witnesses are notoriously unreliable and easy to influence. That doesn't mean you don't try to prosecute the case if a crime occurred,…

The KC Star article quoted Rice as saying that the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence, not because Daisy didn't want to press charges. I'm pretty sure White is scrambling around trying to make the situation look less corrupt.

Let's put the blame where it belongs - on the DA who took all of that evidence and then chose not to prosecute. The bedsheets, the DNA, the video recordings, the interviews with witnesses - all of that was gathered by the sheriff's office. Unfortunately, the DA took all of that evidence (which did not, again,…

I live in Kansas City and I get paper Star every day. I read that Sunday paper back to back, with Nighmare in Maryville blasted on FRONT page. The research done on this case is fantastic & eye opening. Kudos to Dugan Arnett for putting it together.

I wonder how many of the same people who pity them are anti-government assistance because it discourages personal responsibility.

They can photoshop video?? Now I've seen everything.

Just wanna also say kudos to the Kansas City Star for their continued coverage of this. They are also the ones who have been riding the MO Children's Division for the corruption and negligence that has led to disgustingly brutal (and preventable) deaths of children up there.

whenever I see that phrase "Work Bitch" without a comma, I get images of female huskies pulling a sledge across the Alaskan tundra, or female collie protecting her flock of sheep from outside predators...

Something about an overprivileged 20 year old trying to look 'gangsta' just annoys the fuck out of me.

A) "Work Bitch" is a tired piece of popcraft. Derivative song, stupid video. Even the producers didn't care and usually the production is the best part of a Britney song. ("Toxic", I'm looking at you.)

Great thighs. They are a thing of beauty and she works hard at them! Why slim them down?!

And that, Madge, is why I only go to Alamo Drafthouse. Good food! Comfy seats! The ability to kick out talking/tweeting/texting patrons, who would ruin the movie for you at other theaters! Strict cinematic etiquette is a beautiful thing.