An elderly man had dumped a chihuahua where I worked. She was older (neither I, nor the vet, have any idea how hold she was), she was severely overweight, and her teeth had mostly rotted out. She was also terrified of everything, but she latched on to me pretty fast, and followed me around everywhere (including my…

I want to poop on a gold toilet. That's all.

JESUS GOD THERE'S A PICTURE OF MAYDAY PARKER ON THE FREAKING PACKAGE. *throws over table*

I think I kind of understand - there's sort of a "aw, that white woman is so cute when she's doing something we generally think of as a 'black' thing" that our society thinks is okay, and it's not. Like, maybe people thought it was cute when Miley first did it, and that encouraged her, and now it's not okay because…

Why won't men admit The Boondocks Saints is shit?

Me rapping alone in my basement while studying doesn't seem as bad as a celebrity doing it on a television show

Are you joking?

I think you're reading too much into this one. She happens to know all of the words to a song she grew up with and can perform them on command? I don't think that's appropriating black culture; I think that's just remembering your childhood. It's like knowing all the words to the Fresh Prince theme song.

You can do concealer??? That is the one thing I have never been able to master. With my massive under eye circles I've always wanted to, but it always looked like it made it worse! :(

I know. I think it's really funny people saying that any of these aesthetic habits are done solely for the pleasure of the practitioner. I call BS.

I'm interested to hear responses because that's the refrain - make up, lingerie, etc - it's all for yourself! But really? I'm perfectly happy when I'm in my house in a tank top and yoga pants and not wearing any make up and I do those things because I am going out somewhere and/or looking coifed for my husband. He…

From whenever I wake on Saturday morning to whenever I have to go back to work, I wear ZERO makeup. If I have a week's vacation, it might be more than a week before I put make up on again. My husband knows what I look like, and if he has a problem with that, he can put on foundation, eye cream, powder and mascara. …

Robin Thicke - ewww ewwwwww. And this right after he threw Miley Cyrus under the bus to Oprah for the VMA performance. Funny how everyone judges the twerker and not the middle aged man grinding on a girl who can be his daughter. He is so nasty & sleazy. Ew ewwwww.

Just call me Pudding Bag.

Agreed, the thing is awful. The cutouts would be alright if it could just commit to being sexy, but the sleeves and the length and the color read mother-of-the-bride circa 1988 meets Edward Scissorhands.

whatever. i would have loved to see her in a form-fitting gown with some kind of updo. and,where are her hands?

You know, I used to cut Beibs a lot of slack. He's 20, most people are arrogant douchebags when they're 20. He's spent his formative years in the bubble of fame surrounded by yes men and supplicants who have an interest in keeping the money train rolling.

I find that YA has a lot of fantastic creativity that is often lacking in adult novels. I read plenty of non-YA novels, but there's often a briskness and simplicity to YA writing that is refreshing. I often refer to this quote from Mark Twain:

I don't know what the fuck that is, but that's not a blackhead.

Jon Stewart called it: she is just swell. Super, duper swell. What an awesome young woman!