Honestly, this is why I'm inclined to think it's bullshit, or at least a highly edited version of what really went down. I could buy a family maybe looking past you boning your cousin. I do not buy that everyone from the father's girlfriend to his parents to her grandparents are just delighted in this relationship.…

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

This is NOT ok.

"Gratuitous and Juvenile Potshots" should probably be my tagline.

My husband and I both work, but we don't make a lot of money. At one point, when it was just me working, we made $37 too much to qualify for food assistance.

I vote any politician suggesting cuts to food stamps should have to live off them for a minimum of a month before being allowed to change the law. That way, if they still cut it, they can't claim it's because it allows for frivolous things. It'll be because they're that determined to fuck people over.

FLAMES ON THE SIDES OF MY FACE...

Oh...oh hi Steve Carrell. You're looking handsomer than I realized.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

I would have named them Robbie, Chip and Ernie.

The best part of this was when she talked about age in Hollywood and Mark Ruffalo became the smoothest man in history. Magical.

Meryl Streep in Manhattan (1979) She's so beautiful in that movie it hurts to look at her

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

Kim is actually a die hard GOT fan since she named her daughter NORTH which is where you go when you want to feed the white walkers which is obvi what she just did people

How else do they expect him to get his diaper changed?

Yeah, I don't think we're gonna see a bunch of 13 year old girls storming her model agency and shooting up the place anytime soon.