Sure, I know that - and I appreciate the reassurance! - but it just feels so odd. Like I’m standing on the shore watching everybody I know have an awesome party on a yacht, LOL. I just. Don’t. Get it.

I should love Hamilton. I really, really should. It hits all my major buttons. And yet ...

Aw, thanks. Just the messenger, so to speak.

Dear Cancer ...

$200,000 or $20,000? Everything I’ve read said the latter and it made me crazy AF ‘cause that is WAY too low for allegedly hundreds of sexual images of little kids.

Nice try. Seriously I applaud the effort to convince us this is anything but bad, bad news. But ... no.

“...pleasing his commonwealth’s delegates (who have just come out calling to inexplicably keep Soering under the expensive care of the Virginia criminal justice system)...”

ZOMG that’s, like, soooooooo funny ‘cause I’m NOT watching because he’s hosting.

Sense8. Without fail. The Man in the High Castle is also pretty damn evocative, even with (maybe because of) the strange jump the lyrics of “Edelweiss” take.

I’d love to help you, truly I would. But I’m still trying to recover from a sexy dream of my own costarring Sam Waterston. ::whimper::

I can’t even with this nonsense. Fall’s my favorite season of all and almost everyone I know says the same.

Oh my God. I love you.

THAT. That RIGHT THERE. Scares the shit right out of me. I moved to the mountains from Myrtle Beach because of that. That right there.

If you only knew how many cases I’ve seen and heard lawyer friends discuss where the GALs got it SO wrong - case after case where this shit is exactly what happened, and lo and behold, it turns out the “crazy parent” was actually the sane one. Not saying it doesn’t happen ever, but hoofbeats sometimes DO mean zebras.…

Which we now have, according to the Charleston Post & Courier. YAAAS. http://www.postandcourier.com/article/201506…

Love her. One correction : she took the flag down in Columbia not Charleston.

Does anyone know if anyone’s collecting money for their bail, fines, etc.? We talked about that on Jezebel several days back, so let’s put our money where our mouths - er, fingers - are. Post a link!

I am the descendant of men who fought for the Confederacy. I’ve lived in the South my entire life. And I freaking LOVE that.

Oh yeah. Fun story. I was in law school in Columbia in the early/mid-90’s. Many of us protested the flag, which then flew over the fucking state house. No shit. OVER the building in which laws were made. Protests grew louder, NAACP boycotted the state, and hey presto, “compromise.” Which was really just a huge “fuck…