What the hell? No MLS or CONCACAF? Screw PES then.

I took a picture of my 1 year old niece next to her almost 101-year-old great-grandma. One of my favorite pictures ever.

Well, crap, I have to cosplay this now.

I must cosplay it.

Kid’s allergic to green and mom is drinking coffee out of a monogrammed thermos.

She's a fabulous 24 karat gold pencil.

I'm almost more impressed that a young kid like him knows the word exasperating. Smart little dude is what he is.

Koro-sensei, is that you?

Where the hell am I going to hide my water bottle now? I don’t wanna pay $4.25 for a bottle there.

How did this even happen? The heel was thin enough to fit under the escalator?!

Ohio does have five separate award winning and popular AZA zoos. Not many states can claim that.

As a former Clevelander, no it really isn't.

Please tell me she went to jail with the tiara and sash on because that would just be really freaking hysterical.

Soccer / football is usually not very big in countries where baseball is popular.

The only thing I can think is that they thought it was a wrap or made with lettuce or something.

The man can definitely act. I liked that cameo he did on SVU.

Name ‘em after Chewbacca’s son Lumpy.

I would pay good money to see that his heel throwing scene out into the real movie.

You have to pretty much eat an armadillo to get leprosy from it though.

We used to get people calling in pizza orders to the radio station I worked at. They were the normal ones though. A lady called once and told me the radio was talking to her. That one was weird.