“I’m about to fair-use the FUCK out of you @foxnation,” Burgher continued. “You know you’re doing something right when TV monoliths (@foxtv) is trying to personally hand you Ls.”

Doesn't candy corn count as a vegetable?

I would rather be decent in a lot of games, than then best in a single game to shave a hundredth of a second off my time. That’s obsessive and a bit cuckoo.

Bruce Lee would approve.

When I was a kid, I lived in Kuwait. The church my family went to had a dismal supply of books in their lending library, but I had read all of them. A whole bunch of Christian titles, and a few comics. I had read all of the Richie Rich and Archie I could stand.

So he pulled a Costanza, eh?

I know what to get you for Christmas.

It’s almost a given that he hasn’t played or even looked into the game (or any videogame whatsoever); why are you so surprised?

“Fish that swim” should be there, I can see that sticking.

Allow me to complain about girl’s costumes too... my five-year-old daughter absolutely loves the cartoon Teen Titans Go. It is her favorite show by far. She’s constantly playing Teen Titans when she’s outside running around. She’s always Starfire, who is her favorite, I’m always Robin and my wife is always Raven. She…

“Talk to your plants. Find out their dreams and aspirations. Do they want to be more tree-like or more bush-like? Work towards these goals together for a flourishing relationship with your flourishing plants.”

Most of the kids at my school come from well off families. The immaturity and the stuff that comes out of their mouths never ceases to shock me.

It seems like rich people suck no matter where they're from.

disrespecting their parents and elders

maybe a nitpicky point but i am glad they are focusing on the victims in the news rather than the shooter. he deserves no attention. he is not special. he is a racist murderer that deserves a fair trial and then to be put away for the rest of his life. nothing more.

You...didn’t see them go burn down a bunch of tents? You didn’t catch the obvious beating of that point into you when Davos knew that exactly 20 men did the burning and horse killing?

Listening to Rick Santorum say that is like Ike Turner saying “domestic violence is a real problem in this country”.

True story, I starred you earlier this morning on my way to work and I tried to star you again just now. All the stars for you. You’re made of star stuff.

I used to think that too. But now I’m pretty sure the self-hating/self-flagellating psychosis runs so deep; this is how they’d want to be treated. If driving them from your door drives them to heaven, aren’t you doing them a favor?