“I’m about to fair-use the FUCK out of you @foxnation,” Burgher continued. “You know you’re doing something right when TV monoliths (@foxtv) is trying to personally hand you Ls.”

Eventually we all look like Ro Leifeld drew us.

I could see that being problematic. Appreciated. I don’t have an issue with offering education because that’s not selling a product — gun safety helps even those that don’t own a gun. But offering a mail order is no different than selling at a physical location in my eyes.

Doesn't candy corn count as a vegetable?

I would rather be decent in a lot of games, than then best in a single game to shave a hundredth of a second off my time. That’s obsessive and a bit cuckoo.

Bruce Lee would approve.

When I was a kid, I lived in Kuwait. The church my family went to had a dismal supply of books in their lending library, but I had read all of them. A whole bunch of Christian titles, and a few comics. I had read all of the Richie Rich and Archie I could stand.

So he pulled a Costanza, eh?

I know what to get you for Christmas.

It’s almost a given that he hasn’t played or even looked into the game (or any videogame whatsoever); why are you so surprised?

“Fish that swim” should be there, I can see that sticking.

Allow me to complain about girl’s costumes too... my five-year-old daughter absolutely loves the cartoon Teen Titans Go. It is her favorite show by far. She’s constantly playing Teen Titans when she’s outside running around. She’s always Starfire, who is her favorite, I’m always Robin and my wife is always Raven. She…

I feel like the only person who can’t stand Android. I don’t know if it’s so much the character, but the actress bugs. I guess I just don’t like watching Zoie Palmer. I hated her on Lost Girl too.

Yes! I can’t believe I had to scroll all the way down here to find her!

“Talk to your plants. Find out their dreams and aspirations. Do they want to be more tree-like or more bush-like? Work towards these goals together for a flourishing relationship with your flourishing plants.”

Most of the kids at my school come from well off families. The immaturity and the stuff that comes out of their mouths never ceases to shock me.

It seems like rich people suck no matter where they're from.

disrespecting their parents and elders

I’ve never wanted to be a tattoo more.