That was fortunately before I was born. I did, however, get to experience huge shoulder pads and big hair.

I asked Siri if jet fuel can melt steel beams and she asked if I wanted to turn on airplane mode.

With my hundred year old grandma we gave up and let her have her “coloreds” and “people whose last name ends in a vowel are shady.”

Exactly why is there a whole book on living with plants? Is there anything beyond “stick ‘em in sunlight and water ‘em occasionally?”

Like that kid who used “so rich he didn’t know better” as his defense against killing those people.

I read this post at first as “The Man from UNCLE is Full of Awesome Cats” and now I am just disappointed.

Pretty much. It reminded me of all the shit kids you see on reality shows on E.

Well, respecting your parents and taking care of them is a really big thing in China, so they see this behavior of the kids as particularly galling.

Dude, that trophy is some serious bling. I wonder what all is on it?

Wouldn’t “Caucasian Barrel” be even worse by implying some form of white person based smuggling ?

My sister-in-law is a Chinese national and she’s talked about how these kind of kids are a big problem when they go back to China too. The parents are essentially noveux rich and send the kids here to do what they want. When they get back to China they continue this behavior, being violent and disrespecting their…

Do you get to keep the pokeballs at the end?

The sheer irony of this woman complaining about a “quack doctor” is making my head hurt.

What the hell is that purple monstrosity in the picture?

I will never get tired of seeing Witcher 3 horse glitch videos.

How long until someone marries it?

Part of me wants to see Texas secede because of this.

Jeez, you'd think Trump would jump at this chance since he seems to have so many things he wants to say to Mexicans and Hispanics.

Oh, you’re in Steelers country. I’m so sorry.

Man, between this and naked Trevor from GTA5 there's a whole lot of dong on Kotaku tonight. You guys gonna publish a third penis article so you can hit the trifecta?