I think I have the same allergy as the lady in the first one, and to be fair having it ground up and mixed into the chocolate causes less of a reaction than eating the straight nut. Neither will kill me, but both are unpleasant. The whole nut is just a bit more unpleasant than the ground up stuff.

Wow! You got a tall youngin there! Definite future basketball player there! (For an Ivy League school cause she's so smart!)

Sadly, Ohio doesn't allow same sex marriages yet. And, you know, I do kind of love my husband.

She's otherwise a nice person and rather elderly. Like my hundred year old grandmother before she passed last year, you just kinda have to accept the fact that they're a bit racist and too old to really change.

My aunt told me she was glad I didnt marry a black person.

A tip for the grandma to tell her child who is being made fun of in school: The Ninja Turtles have three fingered hands in a pattern much the same way as Jimmy did on the show (and to a lesser extent like I imagine others with the condition as well). So no, you don't have lobster claws little kid, you have Ninja…

having no dog, my cat just sleeps on me.

Why the fuck are they dropping My Little Pony?

I know, but choosing a pairing to write / draw simply because it's gay doesn't help anyone if you don't already love or are at least invested in the characters. You're really just going to end up writing something bad.

You shouldn't like a pairing because it's gay. You should like a pairing because you love the characters in it and the idea of their relationship. Het or gay shouldn't matter.

Wow, what a bunch of little twats.

She and I have about the same chest size, but my size is most definitely not in my boobs...

My sister and sister-in-law both went to Hood.

Maybe get off the damn computer and play with the effing cat instead?

Oddly enough peanuts I'm fine with, it's walnuts and a lot of other tree nuts that cause a reaction. It's not even a big reaction, it's just kinda unpleasant and something I prefer to avoid. Sadly IHOP's only remaining light pancake entrée has walnuts ground into the pancake batter so I can't have them anymore.

Damn Margaret would have needed a ton of little nappies.

God it's stories like these that make me feel so bad when I have to ask servers what kind of nuts are used in something and they have to go check. But I'm mildly allergic to certain kind of nuts so I do kinda need to know...

I grew up near Philadelphia and we call something like that "water ice".

It might make you a target for gangsters though. They love those things apparently.

Do the winners get monogrammed coffee thermoses?