I wish I could be shocked, but I've had people get mad at me for shelving the Left Behind books in fiction. The only thing that appeases them is when I explain, "Sometimes fiction can have real things in it, but if any part of it isn't true - like it has a character that doesn't really exist - then we put it in…

Won't this just teach them to pee themselves when watching tv?

Would your little one rather lie around in a poopy diaper than miss a second of his favorite show? Than you need the CTA Digital 2-in-1 iPotty with Activity Seat for iPad. No more struggles to get little Bobby or Susie to use the potty—with all the mesmerizing apps and videos, they’ll want to stay on there all day!…

I hate four of them, but what could be more wholesome than a mechanical dinosaur with rockets strapped to its back? I kind of want that toy for myself. OK, so maybe not wholesome, but still. Kind of campy fun. I fail to see the problem there, unless you dislike guns for kids, which is legit. Digital Play-Doh, though.…

Honestly can't pick the worst one. They are all equally godawful.

Listen, I appreciate Wildfox going old-school medieval with their unicorn, but the UO version is just ugly and I WANT THE ASOS ONE, DAMMIT. C'mon capitalist retailers, you could make bank by reissuing this!

Damn it. I had a sweater just like that in the 80's except it was white and I was mocked for it, MOCKED! But my unicorn was puffy. I was born 20 years to early.

My grandpa wasn't a Communist (that I know of), but he was very much a man of the left. I was visiting him and grandma a few weeks after Reagan was shot. When they announced on the news that Reagan had had a setback in his recovery, Grandpa cheered. I was shocked, but he was actually a few years older than Reagan, so…

I wish I could have met your grandpa!

Yipes. That is sad and scary all around. If alcohol was indeed involved, taking the little one out of her custody prooooooooobably a good move for now. Hope she gets the resources to get her shit together and get her baby back.

I am never referring to a taco as anything but "chip pocket with meat" from now on. Your child is a visionary.

I was gonna say. A properly prepared taco should not cause gastrointestinal discomfort. You're thinking of Taco Bell tacos, which aren't tacos but something disguised as a taco.

Well, now I'm in a spot of trouble: I've been trying to develop the cookie cleanse where I bake and eat a batch of cookies every day for a month, but I might just switch to the taco cleanse to have an excuse to dump sour cream on everything.

I went through a semester-long phase during college where I regularly ate two steak taquitos from Taco Bell for dinner. I think it was part of a meal that also came with a taco.

Do you mean explosive fire-shits? If by "cleanse" you mean "explosive fire-shits" then I can tell you that they clean you out like roto-rooter. Buy ten of the whatever-is-cheapest-on-the-Taco-Bell-menus and eat them all within ten minutes, and be sure you are already sitting on the toilet. Bring a newspaper, and…

You see? Everything CAN be tacos.

So the resultant diarrhea from tacos is not a cleanse? I feel like my six years in Austin was wasted.

My guess is she thought her love could redeem him. Florence Nightengale syndrome. Because THAT ALWAYS WORKS SO WELL.

(re-posting what I said in GT)

I had three different papers (out of 70) plagiarize the SAME part of Spark Notes this past week. Three! They all tried to pass it off as their own magical original thought! What makes them think that I don't know how to google? What makes them think I don't immediately look at spark notes when I see anything left…