My cat played fetch once for about 15 minutes. I thought "This cat is amazing! He plays fetch!" Then he got over it and never, ever played fetch again.

I'VE SEEN THIS SHOW!!! They came to San Francisco about a year or so back, and I bought a Rock Cats shirt which has Tuna on it and a demand for "MORE COWBELL!"

I saw the show a couple years ago in Houston. I was particularly impressed by the tambourine playing chicken.

I have seen the Acrocats twice now and am planning to go in December as well. It is amazing and worth it. Always.

Oh god. I have seen this show multiple times (Samantha is based in Chicago, like me!). The cats are very well taken care of and motivated (is saying they are motivated stretching it?) by treats. It's a really funny show, lasts about an hour. You are absolutely right that the best part is when everything is all set up…

Oh god. I have seen this show multiple times (Samantha is based in Chicago, like me!). The cats are very well taken care of and motivated (is saying they are motivated stretching it?) by treats. It's a really funny show, lasts about an hour. You are absolutely right that the best part is when everything is all set up…

and people say America ISN'T the greatest country in the world. WE HAVE ACROCATS, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

I still can't even process the fact that Incognito was booted from Nebraska, booted from Oregon, ran out of St. Louis, has multiple assault charges (sexual and otherwise) and is called a "cancer" straight up and down... but the guy who doesn't want to fight is the problem.

Awwww. That's a perfect story to melt my work-weary heart.

Every time a man says he "babysat" his own damn kids, a feminist angel making this argument gets her wings.

I want a housecat that is lion sized!

I want a lion that's been made house-cat size. That's dreaming big.

Wine.

What I hate most about the whole "having it all" discussion is that it assumes that all women want the same things, and that until you want those things, you're not fully adult or complete. I think I have an amazing life- I've got a decent job, great friends, a warm and supporting family, and a husband who cleans up…

39. Weirdo sugar-wad in orange wax paper

Do you think the townsfolk will ever find Hamster Huey's head?

Where's Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie by Mabel Syrup?

You leave Vince Guaraldi the hell alone, author who wrote this a year ago.

How goddamn Prince Valiant remains in the comics will always remain one of life's great mysteries.