I am DYING!

It was super fun to have to yell it across the playground. :)

Oh wow, I used to read my parents' parenting books, too! I remember being fascinated that there was a how to manual about...me. I thought I was really going to beat them at their own game by reading up on what they thought they should do, and then outsmarting them.

Not me, but my daughter became consumed with horses around age 4. She liked to gallop around and neigh, and would not answer to me in public unless I called her by the horse name she chose for herself..."Whitey."

I saw "Annie" on Broadway and was completely obsessed with the kids in the cast. I was certain I could do what they did, but I had no idea how they got those jobs. I wasn't aware of the concept of "auditions," so I just figured that they were all just...discovered. This led to several years of my singing "Maybe" at…

This is fabulous. I like the cartoon modern style most of all.

Agreed, except there was something about "Everybody Loves Raymond" that really made me laugh, especially in the early seasons. Nobody was more surprised than I was to admit this.

I, too, have completely avoided this show, and have never even seen one minute of an episode. I must concur that Holland Taylor is a goddess, and it made me sad to read she was in this show, since she was also in the legendary Broadway stinker, "Moose Murders."

I was admitted to grad school in a city I had never visited before. All summer, I bugged the housing department mercilessly to get into graduate student housing, because I was afraid to try to find an apartment in an unfamiliar city by myself. Graduate housing was extremely limited. This involved a tremendous amount…

Stops just short of the sex, and that's why it's the best: Michael Corelone and Appollonia in the bedroom after their wedding. Sexiest scene on film, ever.

Do these people ever consider what it might be like for Kayla's parents to read this shit about their daughter, with the full knowledge that magnetic ink lives forever? No, didn't think so.

The only cream you need for super dry hands is Bag Balm:

WHOA!!!!!! Fabulous!

For my first wedding, I wore what essentially looked like white satin character shoes. The strap fastened with a little pearl button. They were perfect - not too high, really comfortable, like real character shoes. I do wish it had occurred to me to wear blue shoes, though I know my mom would have objected and I…

This is the greatest gif of my life. Thank you.

Daisy vs Violet

Tons of love for Talbots, now and forever!

I eat pizza with a fork all the time, and I refuse to be shamed by this...despite the fact that everyone I eat pizza with makes fun of me.

When my cousins were young, my uncle used to bring home a cake every week with a funny saying (or family in-joke) on it. This started, I believe, with a line from a Schwartzenegger movie they thought was funny (I believe it was, "It is not a toomah!"), and escalated from there. Every week my cousins would eagerly…

And the guy is a Rhodes Scholar. A Rhodes Scholar! Let's review the criteria for this scholarship, shall we? Pay special attention to #3...