This is my greatest nightmare - I've been worried about poisoning my dinner guests ever since an teacher of mine told me the terrible tale of the time she stuffed her turkey the night before Thanksgiving...

Now my cats want to move to Germany.

Absolutely. And craft kits (sewing, looms, etc) are always fun.

Well, it's really going to hit the fan when Michael shows back up and Edith is going to have to figure out whether or not to tell him he's a dad. (The guy's name was Michael, right?)

Nobody could possibly measure up, as it were, to Mr. Pamuk. If he was my first, I can't imagine being satisfied with anyone else, either.

Instagram + tweens = terrifying. Always.

What a story! Thanks for writing this! I loved reading every word.

Mom?

This gif made me laugh so hard, thank you!

Uh huh, because Huckabee has such a long and storied record of caring so very much about women's well being.

Wait...snakes FLY?!

Cool - who did you play?

You sound like a fabulous person AND this sounds like a wonderful class. Please tell me you read "Uncommon Women and Others," too!

Also, short skirts. All the women are wearing all the short skirts. Even if they aren't wearing a short skirt right now, you know they did, one time, or they are thinking they might some day. Existence of short skirts = ladies askin' for it.

I love all these videos so much. I'm also stunned that people still have waterbeds.

I know, but if I were her, that would have been a total turn on for me. I know I would have sighed and thought, "Finally! A man who knows what he wants, and it's a decent, wonderful thing that I want, too!"

This gif is everything to me.

This is one of the most horrifying stories I've ever read about dating. Thank God she was willing to sniff around and pay attention to the big red flags before she got in too deep. And thank God she is smart enough not to delude herself that despite all evidence to the contrary, theirs was The Love that Burned Through…

It is impossible for me to watch videos like this without talking to the screen. "Get it! You better get it! Get it!"

Being the go-to model for all manner of stock photos looks like the greatest job ever. How do I get in on this?