I was the same way — but my cats consider them chew toys. So now I buy them once or twice a year and then get bummed out when they're on the floor within 48 hours. :(

Oh man, I love flowers too. We don't get them every week, but every few weeks we'll grab some on our grocery shopping trips. Not to sound like Martha Stewart or anything, but it really brightens up the apartment and puts a perk in my step.

Wow, that guy is an incredibly annoying writer. Am I the only one who is completely put off by people who seem to be unable to emphasize what they say WITHOUT PUTTING IT INTO ALL CAPS?!

While we're on the subject, do you know what an elephant's sexual organ is? It's its foot.

"Sometimes with a dick so incredibly pulsatingly hard that it hurts..."

Hahaha I was already really enjoying this piece before the dozens of comments from poor beleaguered men and their enormous dicks who are mortally offended by it.

I think a better solution than showing them that photo is to just say, "Really? 'Cause my last boyfriend's dick was MUCH bigger than yours is, and he always wore a condom."

If it's pinching it's likely you're not getting all the way hard. It's not a size thing.

Burst after a gallon was put into it?

I could have sworn that broth was made from meat and veggies, wheres stock uses meat, veggies, and bones. The bones should yield more body and substance (i.e. gelatin) to the stock.

Stock had more gelatin, and thus more body, than broth. She even calls this the "Old Definition" in her article. I'm not sure where this "new definition" comes from.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

I just want to...emphasize this...um

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

"Just go get me my G&T"

I will bet you dollars to doughnuts this dude gets crop dusted on the reg if this is how he carries on.

"Do they know my job title and use it properly?"

No, but I'm not coming into your workplace and demanding your services. If it did, then you can bet that I would.

And of course, as such an experienced flyer, sir, you'd know that all of the things you're complaining about are legally mandated by the FAA and not actually…

I hated doing the seat belt demo. It's not done because the airlines think it's super fun, but because the government makes them. So shut up about it to your FA/Steward(ess)/Air Waitress. It's fucking mandatory, and they hate it as much as you do.

As well as the historical baggage of "stewardesses" being sent on flights as slightly upscale Hooters girls, the whole practice of adding "-ess" or "-enne" to the end of a job title is outdated and stupid.

Don't forget that the entire ceiling will almost certainly need to be skim coated with drywall compound to seal it, smooth it, and make it level.