I wish I could star this a million times.

Have you booked flights and hotels outside of work? If so, when you are asked in an interview if you have experience booking flights and hotels at work, you say "I haven't done that in previous jobs, but I do have experience booking travel and I'm comfortable doing it at a professional level." That answer is 100% true…

If it helps, I loved mine so much I got another when it expired. I have had zero problems and have zero regrets. It had been a life changer for me.

Have you tried spraying them with bitter apple?

Flowers. As a poor kid, I hoped that when I became an adult, I'd have enough disposable income to have fresh cut flowers in the house all the time. It seemed like the height of luxury to buy something so frivolous and short-lived.

Speculoos is a type of cookie, not synonym for cookie butter. You can make cookie butter with whatever cookies you want, but if you want the end product to taste like speculoos cookie butter from TJ's, you'll need to use speculoos cookies.

I had already slid across the parking lot in my heeled boots once, I wasn't about to do it twice more to hit up the front desk! But yes, that would have been an excellent solution had I been dressed appropriately.

And ask the rental company to put an ice scraper in the car. You only have to get stuck in a hotel parking lot in Albany waiting for the defrosters to melt a quarter inch of ice one time before you learn this lesson.

You could do a take on a graham cracker crust using gluten free cookies instead of graham crackers. Then you only have to buy one specialty ingredient. A nut crust would work, too. Think pumpkin pie with gf gingerbread cookie crust, pecan pie with gf shortbread crust, or chocolate pie with hazelnut crust.

If only they were guinea pigs.

Why can you only adopt dogs, cats, and rabbits?? Rude.

That is awesome! Pigs and goats are my jam; I would be there all the time.

Your animal shelter has cows???

Yes! For a moment last week, I was convinced Abel had diced the birds. That kid has murder in his heart.

If the next person you see is Daniel Holtzclaw, please pick door number 3.

The only wine listed as 300 calories in the linked article is "2 servings of tawny port." Two servings. So 150 per serving.

Hendricks is where it's at. I hate tonic, so I drink it with soda. In the winter, I just add a wedge of lime. In the summer, a small handful of diced cukes and strawberries with the line - it's like a pimm's cup, but not sweet. It's also nice with grapefruit juice.

I would like to propose a trade...

"The Daily Meal also recommends choosing Milk Duds over similar Whoppers..."

Everything you said, plus: