Blasphemy.

Cookie press! Most come with a ton of different plates for squeezing out different shaped cookies/crackers. If yours is specifically for cheese straws, I'm guessing it just has one plate or nozzle.

While we wait for Wigwag's story, I'll tell you one.

I feel like there is a traumatic story behind this comment.

I'm not familiar with that line, will check it out. Thanks for the tip!

I had an ex-boyfriend try to pick a fight with me for the very same reason. Maybe we can introduce them and they can scream at each other until the end of their days.

So true!

I think there's a happy medium. I only use paper napkins for parties and I'm down to about two rolls of paper towels a year, but I'll never get rid of them entirely. If it gets on a towel, it ends up in the washing machine. And I don't want the line of ants I just zapped with bug spray or the poopy hair I just pulled…

I rinse and reuse, too, particularly when I'm on a cleaning binge.

He researches the accuracy of home medical tests after his morning session of hole-digging, (gotta get that cardio), and before his afternoon round of butt-sniffing with the other neighborhood creatures.

Meh, they all go through the same FDA testing.

Purses

My doc actually recommended those and said she uses them.

Paper Towels

Along the same vein, I've every brand of eco-friendly trashbags I could find in my area. They all suck. I finally went back to regular bags because I'm really not doing any good if I have to double- or triple-bag everything. Same concept with cheap - it's not cheaper if you have to use twice as much.

Actually, acorn is not the exception. I'm 5'6" and was 116 pounds when I worked in bakeries and restaurants. I hauled 50 pound bags two at a time. I made 75 pound batches of pizza dough in a 35 pound Hobart bowl and deadlifted the whole thing from the floor to my pastry bench a few times a day. And I was far from…

I used to work in a bakery staffed entirely with women. You know how we used to deal with those 50 pound bags of flour and sugar? By carrying them two at a time so we could get our shit done in half as many trips. Is that efficient enough for this asshat?

Fuck that noise. I have - 0n multiple occasions - had to help a wimpy, male bell-hop get my luggage in/out of a trunk or on a cart. This kind of shit makes me crazy.

Yes, good call! I don't use anywhere near equal parts.

Try scoring the paper so the solution can reach the glue. I had awful, faux-marble, vinyl paper in master, and the tiger tool/fabric softener combo brought it down in sheets.