My mom implicitly taught me this. I literally have three purses, and they are all Fossil. One I've had for four years now, another is three years old, and they still look brand new. The third was a random mom-gift this summer and I expect it will fare just as well.

I hate it when people/restaurants don't have disposable napkins. I just don't feel comfortable using those fancy cloths to wipe off my grease-lined face and hands. Am I a drain on the environment, or do I just not like unnecessary laundry? I'm sure I know your answer to the question, but I know I'm not the only one.

Yes yes and yes. I buy them by the big-pack at the Costco (their Kirkland brand, which are as good as any of the better ones out there). It's a little goofy, but if I use a paper towel for something not-gross, I'll sometimes hang it on the kitchen faucet and use it a few hours later to scoop the stuff out of the sink…

We fucking take their word for it?

Using a cheap kitchen knife is about as effective as just ripping apart whatever you're cutting. You'd think that all sharpened pieces of steel are the same, but in the case of knives, there's a huge difference between a $5 knife and a $50 (or higher) one. You don't necessarily need to go super high end if you don't…

In a perfect world, all trash bags would be considered equal, but for whatever reason, the cheap bags are always complete junk. They rip apart, the ties don't work, and they're somehow never quite the size they're advertised to be. It's definitely worth the extra buck or two to get trash bags that'll actually contain…

If you've ever stayed at a cheap hotel, you know what a cheap bath towel feels like. You might as well be drying yourself off with a six year old sock. You don't even need to spend that much money to get a decent set of towels—one step up from the cheapest bath towel is just enough to get you dry.

I think a big one is where to get money to support your passions. Start up costs can be killer and on top of that extra supplies can prevent you from moving forward.

It doesn't really matter what brand of toilet paper you upgrade to because pretty much everything is better than the cheap stuff. Unless you're a fan of wiping up with thin sheets of printer paper, splurge a little on a decent roll of toilet paper and you'll live a happier life.

My problem is I bookmarked this to read later. lol I'm hopeless.

For me... HAVING to go do my passion everyday for money would kill it.

Thank you very much for actually summing up the video! It makes the articles here more useful as they are now searchable, as well as useful to persons at work, without access to headsets/speakers.

You need more fiber, yo. And maybe liquids.

I consider each and every one of you a dear friend, so just between us: Is there anything better than a really awesome poo?

shit, i just moved a 200lb fridge around at work by myself yesterday, am i womaning wrong again?

But even that's unnecessary and ridiculous. I'm a super petite woman (5'2", 100lbs) but I can easily lift and lug around at least 50 lbs. I've been a dancer my whole life, so I have strong but not bulky muscles. There are plenty of other ways that people can be athletic and strong but not have to look like a body…

50 pound lifting seems like a normal requirement for other jobs, like working at Target. I remember when I worked there and that was a requirement. Anyway, it seems like quite a few women would have no problem with it. After all, we have the physical build to carry babies around. Some of them grow to be 50 pounds or…

"Please, I carry the entire weight of the entire patriarchy on my shoulders! What's another 50 lbs?"

$12.00/hour? But if they were open to hiring a woman they'd only have to pay $9.36/hour.

I employed a woman chef once, (well I employed many womenz chefs, but I digress). She was the meanest motherfucker I've ever met. She once carried half a pig into the walk in coolroom from the butcher's van - all 160 pounds of it. And she knocked one of the apprentices in the jaw (and made him drop in a heap) when he…