Kathleen Madigan! That would be amazing.

I've decided to put my house on the market next year, so I've been doing exactly this. If I don't want to move it, it goes. If I do want to move it, but I don't need easy access to it for the next year or so, it goes into a box or bin that can go into the attic when I stage the house, and then into a moving truck. I…

Not gonna lie - there have been times where I thought a well-place lightning strike would be a welcome reset.

I was just thinking, you could probably make this even easier and use the grater blade in the food processor, provided that doesn't generate too much heat and make the dough gummy.

My pie dough recipe makes two crusts. I store the extra in the freezer and never remember to take it out in time. I also loathe rolling dough. You may have just solved two problems for me!

Yeah, you're probably right.

According to the research, my morning trip to the gym followed by coffee when I get home, my healthy diet, and a power nap in the afternoon if I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open should keep me alert all day. It's not working! Maybe some of us will just always feel tired and sluggish?

Ah, reminds me of the time my friend had a "festive night" capped off with goldschlager and then puked her seafood dinner all over the back seat of my car. Cleaning up someone else's vomit is one of the most awful chores a person can do.

Even the guy who says he did it in a day says he didn't do it in a day:

According to Time the statute is a copy, so—it could have been worse?

I do my own. I used to work at a CPA firm and if there's one thing I learned, it's that very few people need to pay a professional to do their taxes. TurboTax and like will get you very far. One of the tax partners would tell a lot of potential clients that they could accurately do their taxes on their own, for a lot…

Migraines. In high school, I got them several times a month and the puking always started before I could make it home. Luckily, they don't come that often anymore.

I hope that catches on with the airlines I typically use! I haven't seen anyone enforce the rules since I was a kid, and it makes me crazy.

People are going to bend the rules whenever they can. If the airlines would enforce the carry-on size limits, this problem would go away.

Yes! I HATE starting electrical projects. I will put them off for months and months. Then when I finally start, I remember how quick and easy these projects are and wonder why I procrastinated. It's even easier if you have a partner to man the breakers so you don't have to run back and forth.

You mean I'm not the only boa who eats salad with her hands??? I only do it at home alone, but every time I do, I imagine the horrified looks on people's faces if I were to slip and do it around others.

But…once the package is open, you eat all the cookies. No?

I used to LOVE counting change as a kid. I would empty a jar, count and roll everything, then carefully slide all the coins out of the rolls, put them back in the jar, shake it up, and start over. Is that not normal?

Yes!

Bingo. That was one of the things on the list I most took issue with. Unless you always travel for the same amount of time, this suggestion isn't practical. I'm not going to check a giant bag for a four day trip. I'm not going to haul my roller-board carry-on on a one night stay, nor can I pack for more than a week in…