The hell, vitamin A is in limes?

[I present a twofer, Broseidon, God of the Brocean]

Sure.... I have to start somewhere.

That would guarantee a live flaying in my book.

I feel that any further discussion will go nowhere as you are too busy looking down on everyone.

If you’re going to either of those sites for valid critiques, you are an idiot. Most of us go there to get a laugh.

No idea, to be perfectly honest. My guess?

Also: PNG, genius.

Indeed, like 75% of the population have them.

Or you...

By “places where you have to pay tax on Amazon purchases” surely you mean all of the United States right? Because you know everyone adds those when filing taxes... right?

Nice jab at Green Lantern too.

What he meant was “Wonder Woman has smaller boobs than she should.”

Read: “I have never watched, read or seen anything related to Superman, but I don’t like him”

Bruce Lee might not have been bulky, but he certainly was not scrawny. He was muscle through and through.

Would buy (if free).

Holy shit, you mean Sean Penn is Sean Penn because of Fincher?!

Why do they look like clay?