One more reason to love the guy.

So basically, "Stop writing articles that don't apply to me".

When they're "barely legal", of course.

This is a spinoff, of course they're not gonna kill that two-timing ginger in the main book.

Look everyone, this guy sucks at English.

Too late, mate.

Why not? Do big words scare you?

You know you keep saying that, please point me to this magic document that details how taskbars should work.

Since when is it the customer's responsibility to pay for a server's wages? I sure as hell didn't sign a contract. I really don't understand how quick you are to judge customers when it's glaringly obvious who is at fault here. Employers. A tip is extra, no matter how you slice it, if it weren't it would be part of…

Go home, Steve Ballmer, you're fired.

I get that, I do, but I don't think it's fair that the customer has to carry that responsibility. I don't think it's fair that, because you have a job that for whatever reason pays less than the minimum, you are 'entitled' to take my money. Sorry, but no. If you are worthy of the tip, you will get it. If you're not,…

I did not understand any of the concepts posited here.

Look at it from their perspective, if you had to get rid of drunks, there goes 80% of their business.

Heathen.

It wasn't necessarily directed at you. But it's kinda disturbing, and frankly, boring, that everything has to become about race when talking to Americans. As much as I enjoy Jez, it's especially bad here. The post could be about baby seals that someone is gonna make it a 'discussion', and I use that term very loosely,…

Right, totally reminds me of the time [REDACTED] was found in the [REDACTED] with [REDACTED], doing some [REDACTED] up the [REDACTED] with three [REDACTED]. That [REDACTED] should have been [REDACTED], didn't even think that was anatomically possible.

I laughed, but was it really necessary to turn this thing into something racial?

Welcome to my world.