M-O-O-N

Never apologise for a joke, I say.

Awww, so close and yet so far.

Obligatory.

Oh, that was so mean.

Well, we want nothing with that scrotum monster anyway.

Disembodied guys.

Thing is, I'm pretty sure only one country can vote in an African American into the presidency.

This is Kotaku, what did you expect?

GTFO Hippie.

However, there is something to be said for only making judgments about a character after you know even one thing about said character.

How about a fez?

All of those that don't have constant/reliable Internet access and/or have expensive mobile Internet.

Yeah, damn Japanese and their gimmicky crap.

My wallet just screamed at me for even considering it for a second. Thanks.

Sure you do.

Oh, I get it now.

I had the exact same response.