I like the way you think.

1/10

This thing. I got one a couple of months ago. Love the cap out of it. Using a regular mouse just brings back the finger/wrist/arm problems that pushed me to get it in the first place.

Tic tac FUCKING toe.

1/10

We need that on a T-shirt, only, since it's a KINJA T-shirt, there will be no openings for your arms.

Damn you, now I won't ever get that song out of my head.

Please say you're a gentleman.

Even worse, go to Texas.

It's adorable that the bird does it, but the way it speaks...

No. Doing it wrong.

Here, honey, you have something on your lip *licks napkin and rubs*

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It better have pedophiles, incest, child-eating elves and a sociopathic protagonist battling eldritch abominations in the form of razor teethed babies!

And it's only gonna get worse...

It has to be your cock, you know.