I miss this show.

He also looks hot when he's silently crushing someone's leg with a kick and then dragging that person down a hallway by that person's teeth.

Silly Dutch person, there are no other countries. There is only 'MURRIKA!

And the way smartphones burn through battery, it's not necessarily lying most of the time.

Yet...

If nothing's breaking while you're having sex, you're doing something wrong :P

So, you didn't know "tenure" was a word either.

I get confused when male models are prettier than most girls I know.

And pocket change, don't forget pocket change.

Guess it was my mind that was in the gutter.

Argentinian.

Her heart was in the right place, maybe, but shouldn't you expect at least a Googlin' from the people that run your country?

It's not a sex thing.

www.creepypasta.com

What? Noooo!

Yeah, back then it wasn't bad.

I've been lobbying for hammocks in the workplace for years.

Obviously not just me, since your bosses seem to think that's just as bad.

Perfectly sound idea if you ask me.

Blocked.