*golf clap*

She has a desert and you have a cold beer.

I call the title shot that. (I hate that movie.)

Of course not, it's TK 9001.

The demand is there, the Clear people chose not to take advantage of that, someone else fills the void. No need to get so dramatic.

Do Kardashians actually qualify as humans, let alone women, though?

And no punting small animals either... seriously.

This is one of the main reasons I enjoy Lifehacker more than any of the other Gawker sites. You guys tend not only to reply but actually take part in conversations. This makes for a tighter, more enjoyable community.

Oh yeah, some guy with a moustache.

Thing is, life itself is temporary. A long time is still time, and it will eventually end.

I think he assumed the guy was calling him 'baby'.

And this is what happens when my campaign to free that convict who wants to maim JBiebs doesn't take off.

Emphasis!

I'm not an American, so I probably know less about their legislation than them. I just have a question.

If these honeyed words do not the comment of the day make, mine blade will be forced to be bathed in the blood of the editorial Gawker.

That's pretty responsible and respectable.

He must be doing something wrong then.

I love that you made an account just to say this.

You can't really teach how to be successful either, but many people make a living off it.