Is that tape made from real ducks?

Why do people shout to the high heavens they're switching because [insert evil company here] changed something they don't like?

If your breath is oxygen, something is terribly wrong with your lungs.

Computer speakers.

-said Tinymutt

Sorry to hear, but glad you did manage to endure.

THANKS, OBAMA!

Have you seen most models? They're rail thin. It's not as bad as the 90's, I'll give you that, but they do need a burger, stat.

And also the ones that already exist in the wild. I thought about this after I hit submit.

Yes, but remove this half, and the other half is gone too. No nudie pics of underage girls and them pervs have nothing illegal to gawk at.

I don't think it's blaming anyone. And people need to know whatever you unleash on the internet is there for good.

Try and fit that in a banner, though.

How am I gonna breed with a patch of land?

Taco meat?

She's pretty and doesn't look like she needs a burger, stat. That's a step forward when the regular model looks like she's a step away from snapping in half.

Did you have to call Animal Control too?

It's not?

I'd go broke in a week doing this.

*sulk*