You should try green highlights.

I learned about whalebone porn in the sandbox. They got most of the details wrong.

As much as I love alliteration, please tell me you just made "La Leche League" up.

Since you refuse to change your backward ways, the world has to cope and learn to use it too.

I agree, how is that different from a comedian ripping into a heckler?

She should have just crushed his balls.

I'm gonna have to pay more attention when I wear jeans next time.

Um, they teach both systems outside of the US. We just use the superior one.

Unfortunately, in my experience, my managers have been dicks, idiots, incompetent or a permutation of the former 3, therefore, every meeting I've had has been, to put it mildly, useless.

I think it's too late for that.

Hahaha, I still have this face O.o

It is, and it did.

Aren't those hard to eat out of?

I keep trying to think how that works, but I just can't arrive at a decent conclusion.

And 3 ninjas.

Just a regular Saturday ;P

Maybe, but it's true.

This is done so no one has to endure a Blackberry.

>that's the person who I'll allow to hire me.

Thirded.