They're objectifying themselves (or something, I don't know). In the end though, it gets them far more attention than what the orthodox approach would. And in these kinds of matters, attention is what you want.

Paris Hilton quoting Emerson... this is just surreal.

Start?

Don't worry about it, you were just another victim of Poe's Law.

It is there, believe it or not.

I love the waddle baby animals have as a mode of transportation.

False equivalencies... or something.

You're doing it wrong. Here's how that should've gone.

Kind of was, I was being sarcastic and you competely missed the point.

But does he do machines?

I lol'd that the default turtle in that one is poor ol' Don.

I liked you in Jingle All the Way.

Oh please, don't let me stop you.

He does machines... that's pretty shady.

I know, I was playing off that old stereotype of the sad, lonely, basement-dwelling male gamer.

To be fair, this sounds like it was one of those rare occurrences where what he says is not completely batshit insane.

The beauty of this is that, let's face it, Jez comments are not gonna change the world, so the circle-jerk of NO U R RONG can continue ad infinitum and nothing will change.

Socialised police forces are exactly what 'MERICA has for police forces.

Kotaku is mostly gamers, of course women frighten him.

Fuck Mike, Marry Leo, Kill April. Eat Pizza.