Y'know, I've never gotten America's fascination with spelling bees.

You should link to io9, they just did an article on that :P

Lol, it's a pretty sensible thing to do, but many men are fond of pet names.

If you're gonna worry about what you're eating, you're not gonna be at McDonald's to begin with.

I'd settle for Just Shut the Fuck Up About Kim Kardashian

You should have brought attention to them.

Ahhh, the Forever Alone chapter of the Mile-high Club.

It can't love.

She knows what's truly important.

I was thinking more "the reason charities exist".

No shit.

D'awww.

This just blew my mind.

You live a sad, sad existence.

For the thousands of dollars these things cost, no shit they're not normal sex toys.

Heathen. Take your blasphemy elsewhere.

To be fair, All God's tiny creatures do love your intestinal tract, they may not love you though.

Amen, sister.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!

But hipsters are icky. It's scientific fact.