Someday...

It's so you can show off your pompadour.

Not the one I'd use for common either.

That's some pretty sound advice, actually.

Yes, thieves around the globe are known Lifehacker enthusiasts.

Micro Machines!

He could just call them "J" or "Babe", "Baby", or that Mel Gibson classic "Sugartits"

Alcohol, the beginning and end of all problems.

Also tastes like crap.

Since when is cinnamon sweet?

It's vanilla W8, I don't see why not.

75k people?

You mean, like, a mechanism, an engine, if you will, that people could use to search?

Which is, like, the worst feedback.

Surely you jest.

When waking up I'm too busy hating the world for it to really make any sense yet, so yeah, this is pretty useless.

If only there were an article about why it's annoying to overhear a cellphone conversation.

Trying to look smart by applying mathematical concepts where they don't apply.

I picked the wrong career. :(

Thin.