Oh, I forget, everyone on the internet is an expert.

In your "quite a bit of experience", how many times have you seen someone respond with, "Oh, you poor thing, come on, let's get out of here and get you straightened up" to stuttering?

A little slowpoke.jpg from my part but I like to call the Superman/Wonder Woman couple Sunder. Nice portmanteau and it foreshadows their inevitable breakup so they can each go to their real love interest.

I guesss we'll just have to agree to disagree.

He was never one for subtlety, Mr. Lucas.

Also, when screwing or nailing, I often screw up.

But there be dragons there. You'd best watch your step.

People still hide their porn?

That one always bothered me.

Cosmo's been conditioning for years that that's sacrilege, and grounds for divorce.

I'm with the rest, doesn't everybody?

An ourobogross, if you will.

Don't kiss the mirror? But my self of steam needs this!

It's not? Since when?

Still, the most they're gonna shoot for is an R rating, any higher and it's box-office suicide.

Yeah, I don't think even fans expect much from the movie.

Sure, he's a Kansas farmboy, but where do you get 'fundie' from?

Now I have an idea for a a book:

Damsel in distress in an army uniform VS nigh-indestructible Kryptonian demigod.