Oh God, Lil' Wayne...

Me neither actually, just know enough about it to be sure I'm better off this way.

Anne Hathaway was Shakespeare's wife

Um, they didn't do it with Twilight an [arguably] bigger hit. What makes you think they will for this crapfest?

The use of 'salacious' is what really sells it.

What the hell? No Cloathing Conversion, no sale.

Amen, I really enjoyed today's Dirt Bag.

Here's hoping :3

Especially when he was dirt poor himself some years ago.

I just call them teenage girls.

I thought that was the official definition.

Ahh, that does make more sense. And my gams are fabulous if you must know.

Are you suggesting I come on to the salesperson?

How about stop being a-holes to people outside of the US?

Yes, but it is so pervasively american in popular culture that while you can correctly claim that it did not in fact originate in the US, the association is still there, as strong as ever.

Crazy americans and your fads.

Yeah, the noble Homo erectus liked to frolic in the vast expanses of concrete in the Pleistocene.

That's actually pretty interesting but my point still stands. The Marlboro World wasn't set in Mexico, you know.

Ever notice how the people that say they talk to Jesus are the ones most likely to speak with Lucifer himself?

In the Missionary Position. Otherwise, Devil.