Eli only supports candidates that dodged the draft like he did.

Can’t wait to see Eli sporting a Bobby Jindal cap.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

Brady is friends with Trump and stated today that he supports his friend in everything he does; this presumably includes Trump stating publicly and clearly that he would like to ban Muslims from the United States.

Oh cool! You just repurposed the original joke as your own! hahaha Clever!

Gosh, Roger Goddell is such a bag of ... of... of... um... a.... ah... what’s the word I’m looking for here...it’s on the tip of my tongue...a... a... Shit, what were we talking about?

I came here for this.

I am

“Why have you stopped treating us like shit? We don't know how to handle the absence of mental, verbal and emotional abuse!"

This is great, after years of the media complaining about the Pats not giving any information at all, when they finally do give an update on one of their most popular players, the first questions is, “why would you do that?”

“Doth I read an article making mild jest of a known and rather amusing quirk of a head coach? Well then I must retort with a deflection toward a completely unrelated subject regarding a completely unrelated team. O, how pithy mine wit be!”

It means they’ve done a great job crate-training Gronk.

Would it kill him to have a better attitude? He better Belichick himself before he wrecks himself.

The local Boston media covering the team is by and large full of detestable horrid shitheads. Reading those guys on a regular basis (with the exception of Curran) would make anyone grumpy. I can’t imagine what having to answer their inane, infantile questions every day must be like.

Bill only wakes up inside the finest New Jersey housewives.

“notoriously cagey”? What does that even mean? Is it like like “obviously bullshit-laden” like the Colts and Andrew Luck?

Remember that time Ben was accused of rape and then that other time Ben was accused of rape?

YEAH IT'S SO LULZ THAT THE LAKERS AREN'T GOOD WHEN EVERYONE KNEW THEY WOULDN'T BE GOOD!

Why is the Lakers' ineptitude a daily topic on this site?