America is for Black people. My people arrived hundreds of years ago, built this country, worked its lands, and were on the forefront of helping America realize its promise of a just and free nation. We've come from being considered 3/5ths of a person to being the President, Attorney General, governor, doctor, lawyer,…

"That said, this isn't the first time I've heard things described like this, and this idea that you can simply ignore even an unjust order from police, rather than stating your objection and being willing to be taken into custody and force your lawyer to sort things out, is simply out of touch with reality."

[meh]

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

I'm a Red Sox fan. Of course we have dumb fans like every other fanbase in every sport, but only because it is the Red Sox do we have to answer for them like they represent all of us.

Take a look at his real-time response to Johnny Manziel getting drafted. It's equally as awesome.

You're both right.

Go away, you dildo

"Some weird stuff goin' on underneath that tree. Don't fully understand that."

This guy is everything Kid Rock should have been.

For years, scientists struggled to really prove, mathematically, why dividing something by 0 would make it undefined. Thank you Emory, you have done what was previously thought to be undoable.

Golgo 13. Just when you're feeling proud that you beat the first level you descend into a tunnel maze that will result in multiple broken household items and/or incoherent screaming.

Drew, I'm saddened that there weren't about 40,000 words on Belgium here. Belgium is the country that the rest of Europe can point at and say "well, at least we're not Belgium!" Belgium was formed from the leftovers that France and the Netherlands didn't want. Its primary export is ignored laws. If Belgium could…

Yup. They did that, and now look at them: they're still an absolutely shitty band.

"OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married,

Supporting marriage equality ought to be good for Stone Cold's bottom line,

You mean a fourth possibility.

There was plenty of years to post what a dick he was and plenty left to do so. This week? Poor taste Deadspin. #unsubscribe.

Hulk Hogan was the #1 guy in the WWF's heyday, Warrior would be #2 or #2a with Macho Man Randy Savage. This guy was HUGE back in the late 80s, early 90s, noted for his energetic persona and bugfuck crazy, nonsensically awesome promos. It's moreso stunning considering he just got welcomed back into the WWE (his…