This is coming from marketing. It’s an entire department whose sole purpose is to get you to buy things you don’t need. They operate outside the bounds of reason and logic in order to get you to make irrational choices with your wallet. Changing a logo doesn’t need to make sense, it needs to make money.

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I mean... fuck the Patriots

I cannot fault the man for knowing the rules and taking advantage of them.

Again, for the record, he smiled on live television and the opposing quarterback was complaining of dead people on the field (not including the offensive line, who were merely MOSTLY dead).

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

I’ve written about a dozen not-as-witty-as-I’d-like comments, only to delete them. Here’s what I really want to say.

I hear it’s part of the Uighur re-education curriculum in Xinjiang.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

Fun fact: you would’ve dissapeared for a bit in China for making that joke about China.

OH STFU

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As much as I still struggle with this, I do ultimately think this was the right decision. Although I constantly worry about how my own fandom is affecting my viewpoint, but then I would also be completely glad if the Patriots weren’t a part of the Brown circus and just kept Thomas around. And that’s even before how it…

Last thing Magic needed was more aids working against him. 

Besides the schadenfreude and some chuckles, I really couldn’t care less about this Kraft angle of this story.

I really struggle with this article. While I completely agree that it is a generic public apology that doesn’t really explain what it is apologizing for, the stance here is made really weird by accusing the apology for not mentioning stuff that aren’t really relevant to it. Like how would the apology be more legit if…

He’s an old single rich guy who wanted sexual release, not sure what there is to be apologetic about, aside from the fact he got caught.  The story about the women and the owner of that place is an entirely different matter.

I’m not sure when we arrived to this era of “who can apologize the fastest” but this hyper vigilant analysis of the Tom Izzo moment is so confusing and completely unnecessary. It was a heated explosive moment. I’m sure Izzo knows he lost control, but saying that he lost control to the press undermines the relationship…

Tom Brady feeds people boogers full of anti-inflammatories and the anti-inflammatories make people healthier even though they have to eat boogers and everyone on the Patriots won’t eat a tomato but they will eat a whole handful of boogers Tom Brady gives them because he’s a star and they’re not and you have to do what…

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...