He’s from Ourshitdontstinkistan.

So this advice is not for sealed wood floors (although it wouldn't hurt those, and it would help hide scratches.)

Honestly, dirty dishes is the thing that bothers me the most too, just for different reasons. I do mine regularly because when I want to make food or eat food, I like to know that I have everything ready to go so I won't start to get hangry.

You're wrong. This is a terrible idea.

A simple sentence that works in a million and one situations, and not just at work.

In other words, it's OK to spend your money on toys, as long as you actually play with them. Collectibles suck.

Pronunciation

Seriously, what is the deal with today? I'm staying in the house.

Am i crazy, or did that hostess say they served "pre-digested food"?

She's actually a VERY good driver. Aside from that whole camping out in the fast lane thing that ALL Texans seem to enjoy... sigh.

The salsa is cartoonish or graphic? Or maybe Japanese inspired?

Must be a piece of dust or something in my eye...

Beyond the good deeds its nice to note that most everyone uses their emergency flashers too.