Seriously.  It’s like a Mad Libs of Horror.

I’m not gonna hurt these women.  Why would I ever want to hurt these women?  I feel like you’re not getting this...

Black and brown protestors would have been shot the moment they left their house with such firepower.

So I’m just going to make a wild guess and say the people storming the government building with guns and masks were white and that’s why they were apparently allowed inside instead of being shot dead?

You know damn well if black or brown protesters showed up at the capital building armed and yelling, there would have immediately been tear gas deployed and officers with itchy trigger fingers surrounding the scene. 

Biden’s strategy for winning the election:

Yeah the supreme court here in Massachusetts made the prisons start reporting on their positive test numbers daily and a bunch just aren’t testing. “Hey look we have no cases!”

I mean, it makes perfect sense. Why show leniency for a nonviolent crime considering evidence that COVID-19 runs rampant in prisons when you can PUNISH HER WITH DEATH?!?!

All kinds of correct. The only qualification that a woman running for President hasn’t had yet is being Vice-President. Abrams is smart enough to see that if that’s what it takes for America to finally vote a woman into office then she’ll do it.

Biden VP is probably the only way we are going to get a woman to the White House. It could help break the mental block the country has with electing a woman president. It sucks that she and any woman Biden picks will be asked to go on clean up duty. But the most qualified woman ran, yet lost in 2016 and at least 3…

This raises a question I’ve been wondering about. People with boobs who have stopped wearing bras in this new period of privacy and lowered expectations: do you put on a bra for Zoom/video calls?

100% zero problem with his look. In fact, kinda makes me like him more. The pandemic is humanizing a lot of people. 

I can’t wear my usual work clothes at home because they’d get covered in cat fur. So it’s pajamas to sweats. 

This. Mrs Taylor laid down the law today that athletic apparel is only permissible while actually exercising from now on and I was thinking “have you not noticed t-shirts and shorts are officially ‘business wear’ now?”

Laugh if you want, but this guy is all of us. Now pardon me while I adjust the angle of my webcam so it doesn’t show the mountains of clutter in my home office.

There’s someone else at my company who does the same thing. He frames it by his pattern for consuming audiobooks in the car during his “regular” commute. Whatever works.

Pants not having elastic is so 2019!

Pants are so 2019. As long as Lil’ Will didn’t make an appearance, no harm no foul. Society is lucky I remember to put on bottoms to go to the supermarket.

These kids today. I attended a Zoom meeting the other day wearing full suit and tie, but with sweat socks and no shoes. It felt edgy, man. This dude gets caught - on national television - sitting around in his drawers, and he’s like “nbd, lol.” Ah, what the hell, I’ll allow it. (But he’d better be a good reporter.)

If I was going to be on the Tee Vee, I’d totally wear pants. That just seems like too big of a potential embarrassment.