This. Is. EXCELLENT.
Well, I have many thoughts after reading this, not the last of which is that I really want "She had the indelicate readiness of a common harlot" engraved on my tombstone. Short of enough room, "She was some piece of ass!" will do. #SlutsRule
I love these tidbits about fascinating people from the way back. Between you and Gawker, you've been putting out quite a few of these, and I'm lovin' it. Keep 'em coming, please.