Fuuuck this comment is so perfect.

I know!!!!!!! I honestly love that about myself.

Same :) 

I have a degree in Film Studies, so as far as I’m concerned getting into meaningless, over the top fights about awards season candidates is basically the meaning of life itself.

Thank you for indulging me. Being melodramatic during awards season is my favorite form of self-care. It’s fun to pit movies against each other!!!! 

Bobby, I fully support your completely valid Chazelle take.

I truly hate it when people say shit like this. You have no idea why that virus decided to do what it did, bud. I got shingles in my fuckin ear last year, made it so I could barely hear for like 9 months. Why did that happen? I’ll never know, and I’m perfectly comfortable with that.

I’m just going to say it, cause I have to get it out. ASMR videos weird me RIGHT the fuck out. Especially since it seems many of its “stars” are children and younger girls. One particular famous one, who has over 500K subscibers on YouTube and I forget how many on IG, is a young girl, like 9 or 10, who many times is…

My hubby just discovered ASMR last night. So I found him in bed listening to some lady whispering about cutting his hair. He unplugged his headphones and after about 8 seconds of hearing her whispery voice I wanted to start stabbing everything. I don’t think ASMR is for me.

I’m so distracted by his hotness. That’s all. 

Palestinian Mexican American. This is the America I know. When those morons start spouting off about America is white and blond/blue-eyed, all I can think is bish where are you from? And life must be boring as hell for you. And I’m glad I’m not from there, because I need more variety on where I am going to eat than…

How come no one in the White House or FOX is clutching the Talbots pearls over the Watts’s deaths and pointing to a larger problem with white men in this country?

When the story broke that Jennifer was dragging her feet on the divorce, my first instinct was that it has nothing to do with reconciling or punishing him. It is about having the legal right to help with rehab and medical stuff.

To be fair, we’re talking about Kirstie Alley. Her brain had to fight through heavy drug use *and* anti-gay Scientology brainwashing to come up with his name. 

You never, ever in your life call Elton John: whats his name?? you idiot you.

Oooh, this is fun!  Another, please!

Also, I love Aretha Franklin’s David Letterman performance of “Rolling in the Deep.” The non-responsive backup singer who was having none of this is Cissy Houston, who only comes alive during the “Ain’t No Moutain High Enough” segue toward the end. The white male musician near Cissy tries to jolly her along somewhat…

I’m not in Detroit, but I did. ♥️

You mean Kimmel didn’t just giggle and tousle his hair, and then sing a duet with Justin Timberlake? It’s almost like you can be entertaining AND hold people accountable. 

I’ve never sprung for an entire grocery order, but I like to buy a grocery store gift card and leave it with the cashier to give to the next person in line. One cashier really gets into it and waits until she spots someone she thinks could use a happy little surprise, or looks like they need the help, or whatever. She…