My father-in-law uses cola as an ingredient when making carnitas.

Liz Taylor?

I worked in a building in which Art Linkletter had an office. Once I shared the elevator with Alex Trebek—I guess he was going to visit Linkletter. He really gave off that do not talk to me, do not even look at me energy.

Dandelions if the goats are lucky. Now it’s all dry brush. I should have said fire prevention.

Hipster Trash! Possible band name if not already taken. There are goats on city property behind my home right now for weed abatement, and many of them are having babies, some twins too, all adorable even smelly adults. Enjoy goat yoga!

Thank you for choosing the underused word grody.

And the birth year is altered in pen.

Ansel has been cast as Theo in The Goldfinch film, no me gusta. Chalamet would be better.

I sure don’t, but it was reported on the news, which is where I first saw it pixelated. Wardrobe malfunction, but nobody lost their mind about it and pressured her to apologize.

Although it wasn’t as high profile an event as the Superbowl, the boobs of Lucy Lawless of Xena: Warrior Princess popped out while she sang the national anthem at an NHL game. Nothing happened with that, quite rightly because it was an accident, which should have been the case with Janet.

What is your fantasy? That he is a saint and not a Lothario?

It’s a fun destination! About 15 years ago, I saw a report the zoo workers checked on a pair of monkeys one morning and found a baby clinging to the female, had no idea she was pregnant.

The Santa Ana Zoo founder left an endowment that requires at least 50 monkeys must always be living on the zoo grounds! Seems they currently had enough to share with Knoxville.

All The Goldfinch characters are so rich!

I’m glad he’s driving until she gets used to the steering wheel on the right.

And Boyle Heights has a rich art history going back decades—Self-Help Graphics community center has always hosted amazing events, exhibitions and workshops, offering resources for artists/writers. Until lately Westsiders didn’t give a damn about it or anything east of downtown.

John Waters recounted his Playboy interview with Little Richard, that mentioned Lee Angel. The interview nearly ended in a “fistfight.”

Super handsome Jean Marc Barr is another gracefully losing hair, still hot.

Charles Burnett is also getting an honorary Oscar!