Hmm, the idea of rich old white guys with no experience and no accountability secretly running the government seems unlikely to me.

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And the gay porn version, “Sass-quatch.”

These people are one step away from beasitality, like those Furry weirdos. We need to shut this down now, America!

Assquatch.

I saw the headline and immediately knew it was you, Kelly. In this the darkest timeline, I am eternally grateful that you transformed this MFA-wielding literary snob into someone who has read over 100 trashy romance novels SINCE FEBRUARY. I am also now an Audible Romance Package subscriber, god help me.

Definitely a jerk. I grew up in (still live in) the town where Jeopardy is filmed and the studio will pay $10/person you bring to sit in the audience, so in HS it was an extremely common fundraiser event for sports teams. Long story short, Trebek was an asshole to me in seventh grade for answering a question he asked…

In that gif it looks like she’s debuting a straitjacket. Foreshadowing?

yeah yeah yeah

The thing is Meyers’ Parent Trap is deeply inferior to the original.

First sentence--SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

Flannery O’Connor adaption would’ve made more sense. Good Country People maybe.

NO NO NO NO

Here’s the dick pic she was flashing.

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

The British version of Grace and Frankie looks awesome! 

Same, same. I’m fine staying in the JR Dark Ages. 

I met her and she can go away. SUPER HUGE diva attitude. 

I’m happy for Julia and her career resurgence. I just have this message for her stylist on that shoot: