Family Guy knew something we didn't.

I remember, when I was 13 or 14, reading a quote from Kathy Kinney, who played Mimi in the Drew Carey Show, where she described herself as a female drag queen. I always thought the concept was interesting, but never really understood it.

"Along with China, the U.S. is today one of the few countries in the world that still allows bovine growth hormones to be injected into dairy cows. Though banned in Canada, Japan, Australia, New Zealand and most of Europe, the use of these hormones in U.S. dairy is not only legal, it's routine in all 50 states."

When my brother was a toddler, he'd pick flies off the window and tear their wings off. Then he'd eat the wings. He'd love this.

Did anyone else think JWoww was Kelly Clarkson?

Is it just me or is there something tacky about Chris Brown (given his history) choosing now to work with Mel Gibson? Everyone else seems to be jumping ship.

Speaking of the Daily Show, anyone else see Dennis Leary last night use the word "fags"? What a douche.

"What else do you want to do today?"

@MotherChucker: Fat Upper Pussy Area. Like a Gunt.

I wish my kitten could grow that big. Maybe not obese, but jut large. Is there anyway to do that? Right now he has a little ponch on the go, but that's it, normal kitty-sized bits everywhere else. Like, if I didn't see him getting cat-boners all the time then I'd think he's a she and preggers. I think giant cats are…

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distracting you from his camel-tail.

I've never wanted an engagement ring. For a few reasons, really.

I thought this article was going to compare pregnancy and mental health to oil and water as in they don't mix. I was about to comment up a storm!! As you were, Jezebel.

I quit once for 6months. I rejoined when I was trying to organize a cross-country trip to visit a friend, and she doesn't check email all that often. FB just was easier. Now I try to never get more than 100 friends on my list. For some reason that makes me antsy and want to quit FB. Something about weeding out the…

Thank you! I HATE "fail!" and it's overuse! My bf's sister keeps a personal FailBlog as her Facebook status. Everything goes there. It drives me nuts!

@stonefoxsaurus: That would be my prayer request. How come there aren't real ones anymore?

Another reason why I'm patriotic.

Working in Labour and Delivery, I see a lot of horrible name choices being made daily. My favorite was Wild Archie Angus as the baby's first and middle names. I can't help picturing him when he's old, driving drunk wearing plaid and being batshit crazy.

@Dauphine: Up until this post, I thought he was in Perfect Strangers. Turns out that's Bronson Pinchot. Zoops. I don't know how I mixed that up, Scott Baio is totally relevant.