No dice, Ferraro! If I'm in public with my partner and he says/does something to make me love him so much more in that moment then I don't care if I'm offending anyone by laying a wet one on him. Am I really supposed to worry about people who disapprove of that? Maybe I should wear longer skirts and find tops that…

@Percy: This is also why I voted cheesecake over key lime.

I went with cheesecake in more strategy than personal preference. I don't think Key Lime can take on cake in the finals as well as cheesecake can. GO TEAM PIE!

@DontFearTheReefer: Me neither, waaaah :(

"You know what else sticks around and protects? Diapers. And they're usually full of shit."

@RStewie: Cheesecake is a misnomer and you know it! It has a crust and filling, it's a pie! PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!PIE!

There's a retired home for nuns in the town I live in. One night one of the nuns came into the Emergency department because she was having "vines coming out her 'ginny". Turns out she had a potato shoved up her vagina because her uterus kept prolapsing at home and the potato was keeping it in place for weeks and was…

On a side, but somewhat related note:

@curiousgeorgiana: My birthday cake is usually a PIE!!!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess it's the health care system itself. Because here in Canada, we also have too many inductions, and an increased rate of Caesarean sections, and rising obesity rates, and mothers who are having babies older, and quite a few of the same risk factors but with WAY lower maternal…

@SomnambulantHobbit: Well I can't speak for anything beyond 20wks gestation, but it's routine in hospitals (I work Labour and Delivery) to not provide resuscitation to babies born under 20wks, or less than 500g. The rates of survival are so low and the damaging lifelong effects of being born so prematurely (blind,…

Speaking of smoking green:

@jennajenna: I thought Roisin Murphy was the first Gaga.

@sekushinonyanko: Yeah, I thought it was Solange.

MY question is: Can I still play Dark Side to it? No? Then leave it the fuck alone.

I want to be her friend.

@femme-bot: Exactly. You can't change the definition of Child Porn Distribution because of the age of the distributor. How you respond to the distributor because of their age may be another story, but it doesn't change the fact that this was, by definition, child pornography distribution.

@SarahMC: You forgot PissPoor excuses.

Aww, this is awesome!

Who's Bernie Madoff?