So... are these ads supposed to make people WANT milk? Or want to stop consuming dairy?

Start your morning with warm water before you eat anything else. For the rest of the day, drink lots of warm water. Like, litres of water. Lots and lots. Prune juice helps too, and anything high fibre (fruit, veggies, flax, scroatmeal, whole grains, etc etc). A good jog or brisk walk, as long as your moving. And LOTS…

Dear Jezzies,

@loosesealbluth: I love the host's signoff; "I'm getting fired."

@ms.windupbird: Ooh, I like this! I'm the same as you and breeze through most of the novels I read. Though, I don't mind some lighter reads because I work 12hr night shifts and they keep the mind occupied nicely. But looong ones would be great!

@Rah_power: Meme.

I sat through Nickelback, Avril, Hedley and Simple Plan to NOT hear the Tragically Hip? Tragically tragic.

@Tracie: *hearted*

@SevenNationArmy: HA! I literally "guffaw!ed" at this.

@Zulkey: I agree. And personally, I tend to binge MORE after a case of beer.

@HBIC!: I thought I read that a while back, like she tweeted it back in December... shows how much I care to keep up with Tila Tequila.

@windupbird: I thought she was a surrogate for her brother. Am I way off?

@georgia.may.fayne: Was it Demetri Martin who said "glitter is the herpes of craft supplies"? So true.

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: I know, eh? And in the first ad her pubic region is covered in the word "bush".

I saw this earlier. I also noted that Ken is outside, where he can have adventures, while Barbie's box is inside where she can play house.

Yes, please!

Right. 'Cause it's only the girls that indulge in sex. Damn those sluts.

Where do you suppose I could find me a vagina onesie? Y'know, just to wear around the house and stuff...

@Uncommon Whore: I thought Amy was saying something about the "rich table"

@momjeans: He reminded me of my partner's brother, who's a little off... And that made me feel bad for him.