If they didn’t kill the gorilla the following would have most likely happened: you’d have a dead child; a Zoo that would get sued for millions which in turn would mean possible layoffs and less money to use towards making the zoo safer for both the animals and the visitors; zoo executives and zookeepers going to jail…

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

You know who can’t feel sad anymore? Har....

A+ parent parody!... I think.

Don’t worry,Black Phillip will take care of these rabid anti-goatists!

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

hey man, leave the Flyers out of this

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Next time I go to get a cheap temporary piece of clothing, if it has some distinctive thing on it that makes it especially cute to me, I am going to take a picture and image-search it before purchasing. I can’t promise I’ll buy from the original artist every time, but it should fairly effectively keep me from buying…

Him x 17m right now.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

At any time, past or present, has Hulk-a-mania ever run wild on you?

If so, what did you do?

Is Gawker going to be put up for sale via a Kinja Deal?

The racism of low expectations.

This is a really well-written, thoughtful comment and I enjoyed reading it. :)

Oh, don’t be so stupid! The population of Pakistan is roughly the same as the population of the USA. How many Christian parents in the USA murdered their daughters for marrying the wrong man this year? How many Christian parents in the UK murdered their daughters for marrying the wrong man? How many Christian parents…

We’ve all heard the term “benevolent sexism” by now to describe supposedly chivalrous ideas, right? Yeah?

A culture in which a mother burns her own daughter alive should’t be criticized? Fuck off with that moral relativism bullshit...

Never pressure or force someone to be with their abusers.